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WE'RE DUCKED

Four low-ranking astronauts are stuck together on an orbital Sanitation Station after they bring a mysterious device aboard their ship and all life on Earth disappears. Little do they know they are about to come under attack by a mutating rubber duck named Gary, who wants to open a portal to his evil dimension and take over the Universe.

THIS IS THE CREW OF THEWASS 8518 REGINA STATION

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Valentina

Valentina

is a flight officer on the Regina WASS025 who loves taking bubble baths with her rubber duck. The anxiety of being lost in space begins to wear on her already underwhelming relationship with Anton. Even more nerve-racking for Valentina is that her dark past has come back to haunt her – she has a personal connection to the trans-dimensional monster who is wreaking havoc on the ship.

MEET the CREW
Anton

Anton

is the captain of the Regina WASS025 and loves being in charge even if its only lording over a crew of three and a crappy sanitation station. Anton demands respect, loves routine and hates wearing pants in his space suit. When civilization goes MIA, Anton relies on his militant daily routine to keep everyone on order, and finds himself in the middle of a bizarre love triangle with his girlfriend and a mutating alien.

MEET VALENTINA
Jimmy

Jimmy

is a low rent computer technician with enough brains to have bought his way onto the Regina WASS025. Once aboard, Jimmy is tasked with repairing the malfunctioning computer WENDI. Back on earth Jimmy has no luck with the ladies but falls head over heels for Regina crew member Tilda, who won’t give him the time of day.To make a bad day worse, civilization disappears and Jimmy is stuck indefinitely with a crew who couldn’t care less about his existence. As the ship dissolves into chaos Jimmy must step up and become the unlikely hero.

MEET ANTON
Tilda

Tilda

is an aloof flight officer who is accidentally replaced by an uncommunicative robot double. Tilda’s electrical doppelgänger has an intimate knowledge of what is causing recent strange events on the station and tries to warn the crew of impending danger when a mysterious rubber duck becomes lodged in the outer hull of the ship. As Jimmy continues to profess his love for Tilda, robot or not, she warms to his affection and uses her electric “skills” to help him out.

MEET JIMMY
TILDA
JIMMY
ANTON
VALENTINA

I CAN NEVER
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